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Ogle Madness XII: East Region, Second Round

Salutations, you beautiful bastards! Welcome to the second round of the legendary Ogle Madness! You can view the updated bracket here. Hopefully you did better on it than your NCAA picks.

Here's who's up next:

(1) Russell Westbrook vs (9) David Boren
(4) Slappy McHeeHaw vs (12) Skirvin Ghost
(3) Teachers vs (11) Ribeye Steak
(2) Joleen Chaney vs (10) Cow Tipping T-Shirts



(1) Russel Westbrook

Round One: Defeated (16) Berry Tramel 465-186

Who: One of the best to play the game

Biggest Strength: Basketballing

Biggest Weakness: Racist Utah Jazz Fans

(9) David Boren

Round One: Defeated (8) Jim Gallogly 413-225

Who: Former “hands-on” OU President

Biggest Strength: Ability to dodge blame and ridicule

Biggest Weakness: National Merit Scholars

(4) Slappy McHeeHaw

Round One: Defeated (13) James Lankford 509-123

Who: Fictitious Lawmaker who went to the Speaker’s Ball

Biggest Strength: Bailing hay, whistling and smoking a corn cob pipe

Biggest Weakness: Words and hygiene


(12) Skirvin Ghost

Round One: Defeated (5) Damon Lane 488-153

Who: A spectral maid looming the hotel halls

Biggest Strength: Floating through walls

Biggest Weakness: Probably watches you poop


(3) Teachers

Round One: Defeated (14) Markwayne Mullin 459-53

Who: People most screwed by Oklahoma lawmakers lack of empathy

Biggest Strength: Education and crowd-sourcing

Biggest Weakness: Disposable income



(11) Ribeye Steak

Round One: Defeated (6) Indian Taco 324-201

Who: The official cut of beef of the State of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Food backed by biased lawmakers and ranchers

Biggest Weakness: Not a porterhouse


(2) Joleen Chaney

Round One: Defeated (15) Lake Overholser 351-200

Who: KFOR news anchor

Biggest Strength: Matriarch of News Channel 4 and a black cocktail dress

Biggest Weakness: Replying to text messages


(10) Cow Tipping T-Shirts

Round One: Defeated (7) David Holt 313-235

Who: Airport t-shirts raising awareness of animal epidemic

Biggest Strength: Rallying farmers and concerned citizens

Biggest Weakness: It’s a t-shirt sold at an airport


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