Today is the final day of the first round of Ogle Madness! This region is filled with feel good shit, odd people, and Oklahoma meh-mories.
Here are the Friday matchups:
(1) Emily Sutton vs. (16) Dippin Dots CEO
(8) THC vs (9) CBD
(4) Olivia Munn vs (13) Rit Mathis
(5) Kendra Horn vs (12) Gary England
Crazy competition, stupid decisions and your vote-this is what matters today. Vote! Vote now!
Vote after the jump!
(1) Emily Sutton
Who: Oklahoma's most approachable meteorologist
Biggest Strength: Koalas and climate change knowledge
Biggest Weakness: Firemen
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(16) Dippin' Dots CEO
Who: A Born on Third Base Oklahoma Success Story
Biggest Strength: Using his private jet to seduce severe weather babes
Biggest Weakness: DUI's in retirement communities
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(8) THC
Who: The "dank" in "that dank kush."
Biggest Strength: The state finally getting with the program
Biggest Weakness: Ignorant people fearing reefer madness
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(9) CBD
Who: The other side of cannabis
Biggest Strength: Can prevent seizures for some patients
Biggest Weakness: More CBD locations than McDonald's
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(4) Olivia Munn
Who: Hollywood actress who broke out of Oklahoma City
Biggest Strength: A hot, cosplaying nerd
Biggest Weakness: She isn't my wife
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(13) Rit Mathis
Who: Obligatory Mathis member
Biggest Strength: Using a family name to sell furniture
Biggest Weakness: Acting
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(5) Kendra Horn vs (12) Gary England
Who: A blue beacon in a sea of red
Biggest Strength: Giving Democrats hope that a vote does count
Biggest Weakness: That same hope being dashed when Republicans don't give a shit
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(12) Gary England
Who: Trusted Oklahoma God of weather
Biggest Strength: Able to control weather
Biggest Weakness: Somehow is anti-climate change
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