This week is Spring Break for most Oklahoma schools, colleges, and universities. That’s all fine and dandy for them, but for the vast majority of us, this week often serves as nothing more than a reminder of a bygone era of fun, carefree self-expression and the ability to function on precisely 47 minutes of sleep and a Red Bull.
Growing up sucks balls sometimes. Sure, we get pot and liquor but that is really just an escape from the soul-crushing mundanity that is our daily grind. This Spring Break we have a survival guide of sorts to get you through Spring Break as a goddamn, responsible adult.