Weather panic is not a unique situation in Oklahoma. If a week goes by where the temperatures don't shift by twenty degrees, the wind doesn't fluctuate, or allergens aren't popping, there must be something wrong.
Now that winter has finally arrived, we get to enjoy melodramatic forecasts from local meteorologists. As soon as the temperatures drop and precipitation looks like it will rear its ugly head, get ready for all the Oklahoma weatherpeople to unveil colorful charts and graphs that display the incoming winter hellscape.
Here are the 5 levels of Oklahoma winter weather panic you can expect:
Stage 1: Initial Weather Report (Come to Jesus)