There's a lot of stupid ways to get caught doing crime. We here at TLO have spent a good amount of our energy over the years documenting some of Oklahoma's dumbest criminals. Whether it is teenagers spraying deer piss in a Walmart, fraudulent psychics, or even famous rappers who didn't know that it's a really bad idea to have weed in our state, we've covered it.
Since it's our public duty to report to you these mindless malefactors, this post yesterday by the Oklahoma County Sheriff's Office warrants discussion: