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5 ways women can protect themselves from Oklahoma

1:26 PM EDT on October 22, 2018

Unless you are a straight, white, republican, Christian male with a trust fund and full head of hair, the state of Oklahoma isn’t always the kindest of places to live. Especially for women. In fact, for women in our state it seems like there is danger lurking everywhere. I mean, every time I turn around it seems like my lady brain is finding something new to stress out about! So instead of just complaining about my worries like I normally do in my articles, I have complied a self-help guide. So here are 5 ways women can protect themselves from Oklahoma!