5 Superpowers You Need to Make it in Oklahoma

When you're a kid, there is nothing cooler than superheroes. I remember watching reruns of the a-hole 1990s Batman and manic Power Puff Girls using their superpowers of flight, laser vision, and rich parents to save the day. Nowadays, I wish I had superpowers to make my adult responsibilities a little easier, if not more fun. When I look at other adults adulting better than I can, sometimes I wonder if they have superhuman abilities themselves. So here are 5 superpowers needed to make it in Oklahoma.