
Are you a ruthless, greedy asshole who hates the environment, loves earthquakes and likes to drink champagne out of cowboy boots? If so, here's your chance to become a star!
We have learned via the Ogle Mole Network that a casting company is seeking "highly successful individuals" with "dynamic personalities" who work in the oil and gas industry for a new show that will hopefully be called "Real Oil Overlords of Oklahoma."
Here's the full listing:

I'm sure that will get hundreds of submissions. I'm also sure 90% of them will come from Carol Hefner. If you remember correctly, she's always wanted to be a reality TV star: