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10 Best Places To Get Laid In OKC

8:55 AM EST on February 8, 2018

As Cupid rosens up his arrows, ready to take aim at the lovelorn and lonely this February, many of us will be hit dead-on and find a new romance to lift us off our feet and make us believe once again in that crazy little thing called love. On the other hand, for some, Cupid isn’t always the crack-shot he’s been made out to be by the media and one of those heart-shaped points meant for you might accidentally whizz right by, leaving you all alone and crying into your pillow for one more dark and dreary year.

It doesn’t have to be that way though. The Metro is filled with plenty of dank and dirty places to find a quick illicit romance with Mr. (or Mrs.) Right Now if you’re cheap, desperate and pro-active enough to pick that same arrow right up and stab it into your own heart repeatedly. In order to give you that little pre-coital nudge, TLO editor Patrick and I, as dedicated public servants of love, have compiled a list of the best places in OKC to score, no questions asked.