Wikipedia defines procrastination as the avoidance of doing something that needs to be done. I define procrastination as a seven-hour Netflix binge of serial killer documentaries, a family size pack of Oreos, and 45 minutes of self-loathing when I realize that I actually had grown up shit to do this weekend.
This Monday, my plan was to educate my dear TLO readers by bringing you a few nifty facts about our great state. However, due to my choice to live like a slug all weekend, I actually didn’t have time to look up any real information. So here are 10 bullshit facts about Oklahoma.