As Louis mentioned last week, every time we write something accurate and snarky about "The Pioneer Woman" Ree Drummond – a.k.a. the trust fund kid who traded out her affluent country club lifestyle to live a hard knocks mom-life on a multi-million dollar ranch owned by one of largest private land-owning families in the US – her army of mommy bloggers hop into the comments and accuse us of being angry and jealous of her success.
Truth is, we kind of are. Can you blame us? Since she beat us in the 2008 Oklahoma blog awards, Ree has grown into an even wealthier international celebrity, and we're still here shilling blog posts and peddling trivia nights. Phonies get all the breaks!
That being said, at least we don't have to worry about our "dark secrets" being exposed to people waiting in the Walgreens checkout line: