Oklahoma is fine. That's why we wear all those cutesy t-shirts that constantly remind us that it's the greatest place on earth. But occasionally, through work or pleasure, outside forces compel us to leave the 46th state and go to other places. None of them are as good, of course, but sometimes the intoxicating scent of a new love can convince us that, just maybe, there's a new home for us that's better than what we're used to.
That instinct is terrible. Oklahoma is perfect, and if someone tries to convince you otherwise, they're probably from Texas. After a few days out-of-town, some old cravings and hankerings will come back to ensure we all return to the land of ONG. Here are 5 of the biggest: