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5 Terribly Named OKC Metro Vape Shops

10:28 AM EDT on September 28, 2017

In what has managed to become the JNCO pants of nicotine fulfillment, vapin’, or the act of inhaling e-liquid—usually made of nicotine, propylene glycol, glycerine, and flavorings—and then exhaling the resulting water vapor through an electric device called a “vaporizer,” has seemingly overtaken the Metro. From the most well-to-do Casady student looking to buy Adderall during an off-campus lunch break to the lowliest ICP fan chugging a Rascal through the Golden Corral carving station, the scent of wafting second-hand flavored smoke is never too far behind.

As this non-habit forming habit continues to form and grow throughout OKC, e-smokers are going to need to get their premium fixes somewhere and the eBlues down at the 7-11 ain’t cuttin’ it, hoss. This is where the importance of specialty vape shops come into play, making even the smallest Capitalist dreams come true, getting kids addicted early with their tempting candy and cola flavors—try to top that, Joe Camel, ya dumb bitch—and, in the grand scheme of things, prepping the easily shocked for the eventual swath of marijuana dispensaries these businesses will surely transform into once that demon weed is legalized.