One of the more unusual items I tried during my recent stint as a State Fair food judge was the Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper-inspired "Unicorn Crepe." It was a mix of Raspberry goo, chocolate, cotton candy and Rainbow Bright tears.
When I saw the dish, I remember thinking "That looks fun and everything, but who would order that other than a gang of girls who just left a princess party?" The answer to that question is this guy: