Oklahoma is home to some pretty stupid laws. I know this because we've written about them. My two favorites are the statute that bans whaling at Lake Eufaula, and the law that prohibits people from taking a bite from a stranger's hamburger while walking down the street. I think we call that one the Johnnie's Amendment.
On that note, with Oklahoma benefiting from a bountiful budget surplus, booming economy, and world-class educational system, state lawmakers have been hard at work reviewing and repealing some of the more obsolete and archaic laws still on the books, including the one that prohibited swain gentlemen callers from seducing young nubile virgins with the promise of marriage.