The Ogle Madness X Sweet 16 begins today with matches from the West Region. Here are the matchups:
(9) Street Outlaws vs (12) The Pioneer Woman
(6) Homeless Puppeteer vs (7) Damon Lane
Yep, thanks to some last-second Facebook promotion by the lady helmet-wearing Murder Nova, Street Outlaws upset 1-seed Joleen Chaney. In fact, they set an Ogle Madness voting record and by receiving 6,081 votes! That's impressive! I had no clue Street Outlaw fans knew how to read! Keep up the solid work.
Oddly enough, The Pioneer Woman is the only person left in the tournament field with a larger online following than the Street Outlaws gang. Will she rally her army of Mommy Bloggers to combat the countless scores of prepubescent Street Outlaws fans? There's only one way to tell. Vote!
(9) Street Outlaws
Second Round: Defeated (1) Joleen Chaney 6081-651
Who? Discovery "Reality" series about Oklahoma underground street racing scene
Strength: Fast Cars
Weakness: They wear lady helmets for "street races"
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(12) The Pioneer Woman
Second Round: Defeated Hipster Boo Boo 1480-546
Who? Queen of Mommy Bloggers
Strength: Her cookbooks make great Christmas gifts for aunts.
Weakness: Asian Wings
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(6) Homeless Puppeteer vs (7) Damon Lane
(6) Homeless Puppeteer
Second Round: Defeated The Ogle Brothers 1070-744
Who? Homeless man who performs puppet shows at 23rd and Penn
Strength: Scaring small children
Weakness: Can't stand on a median
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Second Round: Defeated Sam Scovill 875-852
Who? Chief Meteorologist for KOCO Channel 5
Strength: Accurately forecasting when there will not be a winter
Weakness: Needs a footstool to read Doppler radar
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