Happy St. Patrick's Day! For obvious reasons, it's my favorite looking-for-an-excuse-to-drink-and-act-like-an-idiot holiday. Don't forget to wear green and drink a Guinness for breakfast!
Here are the morning matchups:
(1) Emily Sutton vs. (16) Aaron Tuttle
(8) Milk Bottle Building vs. (9) Nipple Church
(4) Mayor Mick Cornett vs. (13) 75K Engagement Ring Couple
(5) Burger King Prank Caller vs. (12) Oil Field Prayer Day
Vote!
(1) Emily Sutton vs. (16) Aaron Tuttle
(1) Emily Sutton
Who? Severe Weather Princess
Strength: Using junk food to explain weather
Weakness: Holding it in
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(16) Aaron Tuttle
Who? Internet Meteorologist
Strength: Looking at himself
Weakness: Ability to take a joke
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(8) Milk Bottle Building vs. (9) Nipple Church
(8) Milk Bottle Building
What? Iconic building near NW 23rd and Classen
Strength: Dodging cars
Weakness: Steve Lackmeyer wants to drink it
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(9) Nipple Church
What? Church on NW 36th
Strength: Making people think about breasts
Weakness: It's probably going to become an On Cue.
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(4) Mayor Mick Cornett vs. (13) 75K Engagement Ring Couple
(4) Mayor Mick Cornett
Who? Mayor of OKC
Strength: Helped make OKC a Big League City
Weakness: Overplays pocket pairs in early position
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(13) 75K Engagement Ring Couple
Who? Former engaged couple that no longer likes each other
Strength: Airing dirty laundry in the Oklahoma legal system
Weakness: Choosing partners
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(5) Burger King Prank Caller vs. (12) Oil Field Prayer Day
(5) Burger King Prank Caller
Who? Person who instructed employees at Shawnee Burger King to bust out windows due to a "gas leak"
Strength: Convincing dumb people to do dumb things
Weakness: Should have called Braum's
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(12) Oil Field Prayer Day
What? Designated day of prayer for our state's most sacred and holy industry
Strength: Giving Christians something to do on a Friday night
Weakness: Will destroy environment
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