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Ogle Madness X: Northeast Region, Lower Bracket

6:05 AM EDT on March 17, 2017

The first round of Ogle Madness X concludes today with the lower half of the Northeast Region. Because these games are being launched on a Friday, we're going to keep voting going over the weekend. Here the match-ups:

(6) New License Plate vs. (11) Chuck Norris
(3) Wild Boars vs. (14) Bizzaro Kyle Singler
(7) The Sports Animal vs. (10) The Franchise
(2) Gwen Stefani vs. (15) Video Vigilante

So, do we have any upsets left? Vote and find out:

(6) New License Plate vs. (11) Chuck Norris

(6) New License Plate

What? New License Plate for Oklahoma

Strength: Showcases our state's scenic, majestic mountains

Weakness: Twitter may sue us

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(11) Chuck Norris

Who? American Badass

Strength: Eating nails

Weakness: Hasn't rescued us from Oklahoma lawmakers

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(3) Wild Boars vs. (14) Bizzaro Kyle Singler

(3) Wild Boars

What? Terrifying Oklahoma Nuisance

Strength: Reproducing

Weakness: Look like Regular Jim Traber

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(14) Bizzaro Kyle Singler

Who? Gas Station Attendant

Strength: Honest, good-hearted human being

Weakness: Can't make a jump shot

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(7) The Sports Animal vs. (10) The Franchise

(7) The Sports Animal

What? Long time sports talk station

Strength: Selling advertisements

Weakness: Gives Al Eschbach too much vacation

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(10) The Franchise

What? The other sports talk station

Strength: Doesn't employ Regular Jim Traber

Weakness: Renewing ads with TLO

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(2) Gwen Stefani vs. (15) Video Vigilante

(2) Gwen Stefani

Who? Honorary Oklahoman

Strength: Don't Speak

Weakness: Lives with Blake Shelton

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(15) Video Vigilante

Who? Brian Bates

Strength: Spying on people having sex

Weakness: Sticks up for rapist cops

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