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Ogle Madness X: Midwest Region, Lower Bracket

7:52 AM EDT on March 16, 2017

Here's the deal. I'm currently at Buffalo Wild Wings on Expressway drinking beer and watching basketball. My hands and keyboard are covered with spicy garlic sauce. Please excuse any typos.

Here are the afternoon match-ups:

(6) Marla Morgan vs (11) Mary Fallin
(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls vs. (14) Skydance Bridge
(7) Dean Blevins Flasher vs. (10) Linda Cavanaugh
(2) Lacey Swope vs (15) #ShopEdmond

Man, that's a tough region. Vote!

(6) Marla Morgan vs (11) Mary Fallin

(6) Marla Morgan

Who? Wife of Mike Morgan

Strength: Sending emails

Weakness: Doesn't wear bedazzled ties

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(11) Mary Fallin

Who? Governor of Oklahoma

Strength: Kissing the oil industry's ass

Weakness: Governing

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(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls vs. (14) Skydance Bridge

(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls

Who? Hot girls who like to party

Strength: Helping us sell out

Weakness: Thanks to their evil, alternative lifestyle, they will be subjected to eternal damnation in hell

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(14) Skydance Bridge

Who? Fancy bridge over I-40

Strength: Distracting drivers

Weakness: Doesn't blast EDM

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(7) Dean Blevins Flasher vs. (10) Linda Cavanaugh

(7) Dean Blevins Flasher

Who? Somebody's Daughter!

Strength: Entertaining Al Eschbach

Weakness: Carbs

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(10) Linda Cavanaugh

Who? Queen Elizabeth of OKC News Anchors

Strength: Reading a teleprompter

Weakness: These buffalo wings are great

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(2) Lacey Swope vs (15) #ShopEdmond

(2) Lacey Swope

Who? News 9 Severe Weather Babe

Strength: Hunting animals

Weakness: Moving to Tulsa

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(15) #ShopEdmond

What? The legal trademark of Edmond Active

Strength: Reminding people to shop in Edmond

Weakness: Who wants to shop in Edmond?

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