Here's the deal. I'm currently at Buffalo Wild Wings on Expressway drinking beer and watching basketball. My hands and keyboard are covered with spicy garlic sauce. Please excuse any typos.
Here are the afternoon match-ups:
(6) Marla Morgan vs (11) Mary Fallin
(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls vs. (14) Skydance Bridge
(7) Dean Blevins Flasher vs. (10) Linda Cavanaugh
(2) Lacey Swope vs (15) #ShopEdmond
Man, that's a tough region. Vote!
(6) Marla Morgan vs (11) Mary Fallin
(6) Marla Morgan
Who? Wife of Mike Morgan
Strength: Sending emails
Weakness: Doesn't wear bedazzled ties
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(11) Mary Fallin
Who? Governor of Oklahoma
Strength: Kissing the oil industry's ass
Weakness: Governing
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(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls vs. (14) Skydance Bridge
(3) Thunder Kiss Cam Girls
Who? Hot girls who like to party
Strength: Helping us sell out
Weakness: Thanks to their evil, alternative lifestyle, they will be subjected to eternal damnation in hell
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(14) Skydance Bridge
Who? Fancy bridge over I-40
Strength: Distracting drivers
Weakness: Doesn't blast EDM
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(7) Dean Blevins Flasher vs. (10) Linda Cavanaugh
(7) Dean Blevins Flasher
Who? Somebody's Daughter!
Strength: Entertaining Al Eschbach
Weakness: Carbs
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(10) Linda Cavanaugh
Who? Queen Elizabeth of OKC News Anchors
Strength: Reading a teleprompter
Weakness: These buffalo wings are great
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(2) Lacey Swope vs (15) #ShopEdmond
(2) Lacey Swope
Who? News 9 Severe Weather Babe
Strength: Hunting animals
Weakness: Moving to Tulsa
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(15) #ShopEdmond
What? The legal trademark of Edmond Active
Strength: Reminding people to shop in Edmond
Weakness: Who wants to shop in Edmond?
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