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Ogle Madness X: East Region, Lower Bracket

7:57 AM EDT on March 14, 2017

The first day of Ogle Madness X continues with games from the lower half of the East Bracket. If you haven't voted for the top half, you're missing out.

Here are the matchups:

(6) Sad Papaw vs. (11) David Holt 
(3) Carrie Underwood vs. (14) Joy Hofmeister
(7) Bricktown Octopus vs. (10) Steve Lackmeyer
(2) Gary England vs. (15) J. Blake Johnson

The region appears to be Gary England's to lose. Can a mural, curmudgeon or asshole hypocritical lawyer take him down? Vote and find out...

(6) Sad Papaw vs. (11) David Holt

(6) Sad Papaw

Who? Grandpa who cooks hamburgers

Strength: Getting internet famous

Weakness: Shitty grandkids

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(11) David Holt

Who? OKC Mayoral Candidate who loves Pay Day loan operators and thinks poor people should pass drug tests to receive food stamps

Strength: Kissing ass and shaking hands

Weakness: Reminds us of Steve Holt. STEVE HOLT!!!

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(3) Carrie Underwood vs. (14) Joy Hofmeister

(3) Carrie Underwood

Who? Hot country music singer

Strength: Reminding us that Sunday Night Football is about to start

Weakness: Becomes very violent if you cheat on her

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(14) Joy Hofmeister

Who? State Superintendent of the remnants of Oklahoma Public Schools

Strength: Removing Janet Barresi from her throne

Weakness: Cheater

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(7) Bricktown Octopus vs. (10) Steve Lackmeyer

(7) Bricktown Octopus

Who? Mural in Bricktown

Strength: Pissing off Steve Lackmeyer

Weakness: Requires way too much acid to truly appreciate

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(10) Steve Lackmeyer

Who? Curmudgeonly Business Writer for The Oklahoman

Strength: Say what you want, but most people who work in Downtown don't like him

Weakness: Taste in music

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(2) Gary England vs. (15) J. Blake Johnson

(2) Gary England

Who? Severe Weather God of Oklahoma

Strength: Defending Oklahoma from vagabond dry lines and rambunctious hook echos

Weakness: Pretends he doesn't believe in global warming

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(15) J. Blake Johnson

Who? Attorney for Joe Mixon who thinks TLO is bad for Oklahoma

Strength: Looking up words in a thesaurus

Weakness: Hypocritical hipster douche bag

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