The first day of Ogle Madness X continues with games from the lower half of the East Bracket. If you haven't voted for the top half, you're missing out.
Here are the matchups:
(6) Sad Papaw vs. (11) David Holt
(3) Carrie Underwood vs. (14) Joy Hofmeister
(7) Bricktown Octopus vs. (10) Steve Lackmeyer
(2) Gary England vs. (15) J. Blake Johnson
The region appears to be Gary England's to lose. Can a mural, curmudgeon or asshole hypocritical lawyer take him down? Vote and find out...
(6) Sad Papaw vs. (11) David Holt
(6) Sad Papaw
Who? Grandpa who cooks hamburgers
Strength: Getting internet famous
Weakness: Shitty grandkids
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(11) David Holt
Who? OKC Mayoral Candidate who loves Pay Day loan operators and thinks poor people should pass drug tests to receive food stamps
Strength: Kissing ass and shaking hands
Weakness: Reminds us of Steve Holt. STEVE HOLT!!!
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(3) Carrie Underwood vs. (14) Joy Hofmeister
(3) Carrie Underwood
Who? Hot country music singer
Strength: Reminding us that Sunday Night Football is about to start
Weakness: Becomes very violent if you cheat on her
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(14) Joy Hofmeister
Who? State Superintendent of the remnants of Oklahoma Public Schools
Strength: Removing Janet Barresi from her throne
Weakness: Cheater
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(7) Bricktown Octopus vs. (10) Steve Lackmeyer
(7) Bricktown Octopus
Who? Mural in Bricktown
Strength: Pissing off Steve Lackmeyer
Weakness: Requires way too much acid to truly appreciate
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(10) Steve Lackmeyer
Who? Curmudgeonly Business Writer for The Oklahoman
Strength: Say what you want, but most people who work in Downtown don't like him
Weakness: Taste in music
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(2) Gary England vs. (15) J. Blake Johnson
(2) Gary England
Who? Severe Weather God of Oklahoma
Strength: Defending Oklahoma from vagabond dry lines and rambunctious hook echos
Weakness: Pretends he doesn't believe in global warming
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(15) J. Blake Johnson
Who? Attorney for Joe Mixon who thinks TLO is bad for Oklahoma
Strength: Looking up words in a thesaurus
Weakness: Hypocritical hipster douche bag
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