The biggest name to perform at any of President Trump’s inaugural festivities this weekend has been Moore, Oklahoma’s own Toby Keith. Yesterday afternoon, he calmly, soberly, took to the stage and ran through all of the jingoistic ditties required of his Nation as both the biggest name and opening act of Trump's "Make America Great Again" gala...gee, you really shot your wad all at once there, huh, Donny?
I know that there was a part in of each of us—the Moore, Oklahoma part of each of us—that was hoping and praying that our favorite homegrown version of Toby Keith—the drunk and belligerent one with no effs left to give—in true Moore, Oklahoma, fashion, would've showed up, red Solo cup in hand, kicking the Piano Guys off the stage and combatively launched into one of those old-fashioned Toby Keith redneck party favorites we all know and love and have drunkenly made babies to.