In case you just happened to be crushed by slabs of heavy concrete while driving down the road to buy groceries at Buy For Less, we should probably inform you that the May Ave. bridge over Northwest Expressway collapsed yesterday when a tank being driven by Mary Fallin crashed into the structure.
Okay, Mary Fallin didn't knock down the bridge with a tank. God did when he heard about our state's newest anti-abortion bill. Remember that the next time you need to go to the Target on N. May to protest who uses their bathrooms.