Based on her accomplishments as Governor, you would think national satanic groups would be big supporters of Mary Fallin. It would make sense. From flunking third graders to screwing over the poor to ignoring CMZ codes to not being ashamed of Playboy to botching good old-fashioned Potassium-based executions, they share common ground on many issues.
But as we're used to seeing in politics, one issue tears them apart. Apparently, Mary Fallin's goal of turning Oklahoma into the nation's first Christian theocracy has rubbed some groups like the Satanic Temple the wrong way. They're mad she wants to change the Oklahoma constitution to help get the 10 Commandments Monument back on the capitol's steps.