You have to admit there's something a little bit strange about left-handed people. They write weird, need their own special golf clubs, and always ask to set on the outside of the booth like whiny little prima donnas. Seriously, left-handed people are awful. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
Well, it looks like more people are starting to come to this frightening realization. On Monday, KFOR told us about an Okemah teacher that sent some left-handed four-year-old kid home with a letter that accurately claimed left-handed people are evil and the work of the devil.