Pop open the bottles of spray tan! Smoke the whey protein! Sound the tornado sirens!
Earlier this week, diabolical Facebook weatherman Aaron Tuttle announced his engagement to professional bodybuilder Melissa Pearo. At least that's what we can assume from this somewhat subtle for Aaron Tuttle Facebook announcement:
That's awesome! Love is a bronzy, beautiful thing!
As you know, we have what Facebook would call a "complicated" history with Aaron Tuttle (weatherman), but I have no problem burying the hatchet and offering the couple a very sincere congratulations. I see a holy matrimonious future of love, fun and cute little arguments over who ate all the cottage cheese.
So, the obvious question is what does the ring look like. Let's take a look...
Oh, she's not wearing the ring in that pic. Maybe it's in this one...
Oh, it's not in that one either. Maybe Aaron hasn't given her the ring yet? Knowing "AT" like we do, he's probably squeezing a lump of coal right now in hopes his muscley arms will turn it into a diamond.
Anyway, we wish the happy couple the best of luck. I can't wait to see what couples costume they pick out this year for Halloween!
