The woman and /or dying catfish pictured above is Kristina Major.
She was one of six people arrested last week at the intersection of NW 23rd and Penn on charges of public drunkenness and disorderly conduct. Apparently she and her friends were jumping in front of cars, harassing customers at the fancy two-story McDonald's, and once the cops arrived, began flashing and mooning some really unfortunate, scarred for life motorists.
Via NewsOK.com:
Police were called about a “bunch of transients” who were harassing customers and “jumping out into traffic” near the corner of NW 23 and Pennsylvania Avenue about 5:20 p.m. Thursday.
An officer found six people at a bus stop in front of a McDonalds who appeared intoxicated and could not stand on their own, a police report states.
While the officer was waiting for backup, several members of the group started pulling down their pants and flashing passing motorists, according to the report.
Okay, so outside of a pretty white Christian girl pretending to be a Muslim, it was basically your typical day at 23rd and Penn. I'm glad to know everything there is fine and totally normal. Nothing to see here. Turn around.