Before I get into this, let me say a few things: I am black, I graduated from OU, racism does not surprise me, and I tell jokes, so this article is not about to be a cry for change and equality, instead, I just need to get a few thoughts out of my head. I also threw this together on my lunch break, so it may come of as a little rushed and punctuation may not be perfect, but I only had 45 minutes so fuck English.
With that said…
WHAT IN THE FUCKITY FUCK IS GOING ON AT MY SCHOOL, BRO?!
I mean, there I was, sipping on a delicious white cherry ICEE in the middle of watching Chappie on Sunday night when I get a text on my phone that reads “D, what’s SAE like at OU?” Honestly, my initial thought was, “All I know is they refused to play us in the Intramural Basketball Tournament of Champions so they’re pussies." My second thought was “What are you talking about?”
So I stepped out of my movie, MISSING CRITICAL PLOT ELEMENTS, to watch one of the funnnnniiiiesssssttttttt videos I’ve ever seen in my life. Not “Haha, this is great comedic material, they have a future in stand-up” funny, but more like “Yo LOL, what the fuck? This can’t be real, can it?”