Halloween is upon us, and unless you're diabetic, it's one of the funnest holidays of the year!
I used to enjoy having an excuse to check out girls in slutty outfits and drink and eat candy, but now that I have a kid I assume my Halloweens will be filled with making sure people aren't putting razor blades in food. I also have to stay vigilant against all the pedophiles that are apparently dressed like Iron Man.