If you need any proof that there is a God, and that he's a passive aggressive God with a cruel sense of humor, look no farther than Hinder frontman Austin Winkler.
In a godless Darwinian world, Austin would be changing tires at Freddie's Discount Tire by day and singing Avenged Sevenfold at Henry Hudson's karaoke by night. Instead, Austin is a famous, semi-retired, multi-platinum album selling rock star. He's made millions touring the world singing awful music, doing awful drugs and banging lots of awfully beautiful women. And it's all thanks to God... right? It has to be.