"Can someone get this lady some pants?"
That's a sad phrase that probably echoed throughout the halls of a school in Wagoner on Monday after the teacher pictured above, Lorie Ann Hill, came to school intoxicated and bottomless.
From The Tulsa World:
A Wagoner Public Schools teacher was jailed Monday on allegations that she showed up at school under the influence of alcohol and without her pants, police said.
Lorie Ann Hill, 49, was booked into the Wagoner City Jail on a public intoxication complaint.
Wagoner school officials contacted police about 9 a.m. Monday after Hill was described as being disoriented and without pants, Police Chief Bob Haley said.
Hill was interviewed by police officers, and it was determined that she had been drinking, he said.
“She was found in a room kind of disoriented," Haley said. "By the time we got there she was in a room and wearing shorts.”
Haley said Hill was recently hired by the school district.
Classes start in Wagoner on Thursday.
Even though school wasn't in session, you still have to feel sorry for the kids in Wagoner. Now they're going to have nightmares about their teachers showing up to school naked. That's awful.
Anyway, now that this lady's career as a teacher is probably over, she should look at becoming a Winnie the Pooh impersonator. She'd be great at the job. She has a round shape, yellow complexion and doesn't like to wear pants. All you need to give her is a red shirt, pot-bellied pig and jar of JW Dundee Honeybrown beer and she'd be good to go.
