The boring couple that looks like they just stumbled out of a church adoption brochure are Ray and Jennifer Carter.
Jennifer is a close ally of State School Superintendent Janet Barresi. She was Barresi's first campaign manager, first chief of staff, and oversaw the creation of Barresi's squadron of evil winged flying monkeys. She also pulled a Barresi in 2011 and referred to educators as "dirtbags" on Twitter. She's now doing work for the Barresi campaign through her firm Jennifer Carter Consulting.