This is a pretty stacked region. Considering it includes Bibi Jones, Lacey Swope and Carrie Underwood, I guess that could be considered a double entendre.
Here are your Round 2 match ups for the Southeast. The winners move on to Thursday's Sweet 16.
(1) Kevin Durant vs. (8) Bibi Jones
(4) Mike Gundy vs. (5) David Payne
(3) Bob Stoops vs. (6) Lacey Swope
(2) Carrie Underwood vs. (10) The Pioneer Woman
Go vote!
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(1) Kevin Durant vs. (8) Bibi Jones
(1) Kevin Durant
Conference: Future NBA Legends
Who He Is: Star of Thunderstruck
Biggest Strength: Playing the game of basketball
Biggest Weakness: Hookah
Defeated: (16) Baphomet 416-187
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(8) Bibi Jones
Conference: Porn “Stars”
Who She Is: Star of 45 “movies”
Biggest Strength: Has been in the same number of “movies” as Julia Roberts
Biggest Weakness: Has the kneecaps of a 90 year old carpet layer
Defeated: (9) Krystal Keith 457-127
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(4) Mike Gundy vs. (5) David Payne
(4) Mike Gundy
Conference: OSU Football Coaches
Who He Is: Head Football Coach for Oklahoma State Cowboys
Biggest Strength: Making Jenni Carlson cry
Biggest Weakness: Making sure his players don’t talk to Sports Illustrated “reporters”
Defeated: (13) Skip Bayless 483-149
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(5) David Payne
Conference: Screaming Meteorologists (Non-Emily Sutton Conference)
Who He Is: Chief Meteorologist at KWTV 9
Biggest Strength: Chasing tornadoes.
Biggest Weakness: Hairline.
Defeated: (12) Jenni Carlson 459-128
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(3) Bob Stoops vs. (6) Lacey Swope
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(3) Bob Stoops
Conference: University of Oklahoma Football Coaches
Who He Is: Head football coach for the University of Oklahoma
Biggest Strength: Can eat or kill anything he wants anywhere in Norman free forever
Biggest Weakness: Installing security systems
Defeated: (14) KFOR's Social Media Bandit 447-180
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(6) Lacey Swope
Conference: Super Cute Weather Nerds (Non-Emily Sutton Conference)
Who She Is: Bizarro Emily Sutton
Biggest Strength: Killing animals.
Biggest Weakness: Isn’t Emily Sutton
Defeated: (11) Aaron Tuttle 559-81
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(2) Carrie Underwood vs. (10) Pioneer Woman
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(2) Carrie Underwood
Conference: Oklahoma Country Music Superstar
Who She Is: Country Music Superstar
Biggest Strength: Insane Pipe
Biggest Weakness: The Sound of Music Live Happened. Never forget.
Defeated: (15) Fake Miss Oklahoma 485-128
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(10) The Pioneer Woman
Conference: Bloggers More Wealthy Than Us
Who She Is: Winner of the 2008 Okie Blog Award
Biggest Strength: Making housewives think she’s a legitimate housewive
Biggest Weakness: The Marlboro Man
Defeated: (7) Wayne Coyne 383-242
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