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Ogle Madness VII: Second Round, Southeast Region

This is a pretty stacked region. Considering it includes Bibi Jones, Lacey Swope and Carrie Underwood, I guess that could be considered a double entendre.

Here are your Round 2 match ups for the Southeast. The winners move on to Thursday's Sweet 16.

(1) Kevin Durant vs. (8) Bibi Jones

(4) Mike Gundy vs. (5) David Payne

(3) Bob Stoops vs. (6) Lacey Swope

(2) Carrie Underwood vs. (10) The Pioneer Woman

Go vote!


(1) Kevin Durant vs. (8) Bibi Jones

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(1) Kevin Durant

Conference: Future NBA Legends

Who He Is: Star of Thunderstruck

Biggest Strength: Playing the game of basketball

Biggest Weakness: Hookah

Defeated: (16) Baphomet 416-187


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(8) Bibi Jones

Conference: Porn “Stars”

Who She Is: Star of 45 “movies”

Biggest Strength: Has been in the same number of “movies” as Julia Roberts

Biggest Weakness: Has the kneecaps of a 90 year old carpet layer

Defeated: (9) Krystal Keith 457-127



(4) Mike Gundy vs. (5) David Payne


(4) Mike Gundy

Conference: OSU Football Coaches

Who He Is: Head Football Coach for Oklahoma State Cowboys

Biggest Strength: Making Jenni Carlson cry

Biggest Weakness: Making sure his players don’t talk to Sports Illustrated “reporters”

Defeated: (13) Skip Bayless 483-149



(5) David Payne

Conference: Screaming Meteorologists (Non-Emily Sutton Conference)

Who He Is: Chief Meteorologist at KWTV 9

Biggest Strength: Chasing tornadoes.

Biggest Weakness: Hairline.

Defeated: (12) Jenni Carlson 459-128


 (3) Bob Stoops vs. (6) Lacey Swope


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(3) Bob Stoops

Conference: University of Oklahoma Football Coaches

Who He Is: Head football coach for the University of Oklahoma

Biggest Strength: Can eat or kill anything he wants anywhere in Norman free forever

Biggest Weakness: Installing security systems

Defeated: (14) KFOR's Social Media Bandit 447-180


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(6) Lacey Swope

Conference: Super Cute Weather Nerds (Non-Emily Sutton Conference)

Who She Is: Bizarro Emily Sutton

Biggest Strength: Killing animals.

Biggest Weakness: Isn’t Emily Sutton

Defeated: (11) Aaron Tuttle 559-81



(2) Carrie Underwood vs. (10) Pioneer Woman


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(2) Carrie Underwood

Conference: Oklahoma Country Music Superstar

Who She Is: Country Music Superstar

Biggest Strength: Insane Pipe

Biggest Weakness: The Sound of Music Live Happened. Never forget.

Defeated: (15) Fake Miss Oklahoma 485-128



(10) The Pioneer Woman

Conference: Bloggers More Wealthy Than Us

Who She Is: Winner of the 2008 Okie Blog Award

Biggest Strength: Making housewives think she’s a legitimate housewive

Biggest Weakness: The Marlboro Man

Defeated: (7) Wayne Coyne 383-242


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