I guess we found something sadder than getting drunk and eating hot gravy from Whataburger. That would be getting drunk and spilling scolding hot gravy from Whataburger on your leg. I should know. It's happened to me on several occasions.
Apparently, I'm not the only victim of gravy burn. Someone spilled gravy on their leg, but instead of sleeping away the pain and chalking it up to drunk mischief, they contacted Jackie Chiles and sued the fast food restaurant.