Ogle Madness VII: First Round, Northeast (Lower Bracket)

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Here's your match up for this afternoon!

(6) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (11) Steve Lackmeyer
(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Austin Holland
(7) Benchwarmers vs. (10) Regular Jim Traber
(2) Street Outlaws vs. (15) Scott Hines's Corner

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(6) Cardboard Jim Traber vs. (11) Steve Lackmeyer

(6) Cardboard Jim Traber

Conference: Cardboard Things

Who He Is: Cardboard version of person who gets paid to make noises into a microphone.

Biggest Strength: Eyes follow you everywhere you look.

Biggest Weakness: Rain will kill him.

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(11) Steve Lackmeyer

Conference: OPUBCO Employees

Who He Is: That one OPUBCO employee you've heard about.

Biggest Strengths: Whining about old buildings.

Biggest Weakness: Getting over old buildings.

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(3) Jessica Schambach vs. (14) Austin Holland

(3) Jessica Schambach

Conference: Oklahoma Hot Anchors

Who She Is: KOCO 5 Anchor

Biggest Strength: Look at those abs. They make washboards jealous.

Biggest Weakness: Keeping Paul Folger's attention.

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(14) Austin Holland

Conference: People Who Know About Shaking Rocks

Who He Is: The Gary England of Oklahoma seismology. Well, the Jonathan Condor at least.

Biggest Strengths: Returning Alex Cameron's phone calls.

Biggest Weaknesses: Accepting that Oklahoma earthquakes could be the result of waste water injection wells.

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(7) Benchwarmers vs. (10) Regular Jim Traber

(7) Benchwarmers

Conference: State Fair Photo Caption Winners

Who It Is: Bench Violators

Biggest Strengths: That bench.

Biggest Weaknesses: My inability to look away.

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(10) Regular Jim Traber

Conference: Local Radio "Personalities"

Who He Is: WWLS / FOX 25 Sports Analyst

Biggest Strengths: Easier to talk to than Cardboard Jim

Biggest Weaknesses: Less interesting than Cardboard Jim

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(2) Street Outlaws vs. (15) Scott Hines's Corner

(2) Street Outlaws

Conference: People Who Drive Fast in OKC

Who They Are: Idols of 12-year boys

Biggest Strengths: Have their own TV show.

Biggest Weaknesses: Their show "Car Go Zoom Zoom Fast" is not entertaining.

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(15) Scott Hines's Corner

Conference: People who want to be in your corner.

Who He Is: Reporter at KFOR 4.

Biggest Strengths: Exposing corruption.

Biggest Weaknesses: Exposing corruption on the lowest level possible.

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