(Editor's Note: This week, we bring you a guest column from Ogle Mole Irwin Fletcher. He's a big sports radio fan and will contribute to this site from time to time.)
We’re sure former Twitter power user Regular Jim Traber has hobbies – oiling his old baseball mitt, prank-calling Cal Ripken Jr., injecting truth serum, chasing yardbirds – but his latest pastime has been banging on the pro basketball skills of Thunder center Kendrick Perkins.
Using Perkins as a verbal punchline is not a high-level skill at this point. Bringing up how he’s overpaid and underperforming will get you through an awkward encounter in any local elevator or in line at Big Truck Tacos.
In fact, ESPN recently named Perkins the NBA’s "LVP" (least valuable player). Last year, he had the worst playoff performance in, well, forever.
From a Tom Haberstroh article with ESPN Insider: