Most of my friends are die-hard sports fans and I am a sucker for peer pressure, so it's strange that I'm not a sports fan. I like the Thunder, of course, and OU, I guess, but I don't get that worked up if they win or lose. I grew up with baseball so I like the Yankees and the Dodgers. Still though, I've never been one to base how good my day is on how a bunch of jocks did at their job. I mean, good for you, sports fans, but y'know.
Anyway, because I don't care about sports, Patrick is going to write the blurbs that you don't read.
Check out the nominees and win some Johnnie's after the jump:
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Bob Barry Jr.
KFOR 4/Sports Animal
Bob Barry Jr. nearly died while test driving a scooter during a radio remote. That says everything you need to know about Bob Barry Jr. The guy can't even drive a scooter...or talk knowledgeably about any sports team that doesn't have the word Oklahoma or Boston in its name.
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Dean Blevins
KWTV 9/The Sports Animal
Dean Blevins likes to tweet about sports the same way he eats his Smart Ones. With his eyes closed while thinking about breasts.
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Jenni Carlson
The Oklahoman
I think we need to create a new word called "Carlsoned." It will be what happens when you see an interesting sports headline on NewsOK.com, click on it, notice it's a Jenni Carlson column, and then sigh and immediately click the back button. For example, I get carlsoned a couple times a month and it sucks.
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Al Eschbach
Sports Animal
Al Eschbach is an expert on three things. 1. OU Football from the 1970s and 1980s 2. Baseball Trivia 3. The strippers names at Sugers.
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Regular Jim Traber
Sports Animal
In all fairness, Regular Jim Traber isn't that bad.
Just kidding, he is.
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