Back in January, we published some Facebook posts left by angry Derplahomans on KFOR NewsChannel 4's Facebook Wall regarding Obama's inauguration. If you don't know what a Derplahoman is (or if you are one), here's the definition I gave for this class of humanoid:
You know who Derplahomans are. They’re those stupid, ignorant people who think Obama is Muslim communist dictator, want prayer (and guns) allowed in public schools, and think gay people are the biggest threat to the country. They live around you, work around you, and vote for all the bat-shit crazies that run this state.
Basically, Derplahomans are low IQ simpletons that have an uncontrollable and unreasonable hatred for Obama. They hate the way he walks, the way he breathes, and have it embedded in their minds that he wants to systematically destroy America with his Kenyan born socialistic jihad philosophy. They also own a bunch of guns. Comforting, huh?
The Derplahoman nation went into a brief hibernation following Obama's inauguration. Sure, your uncle would occasionally post a link from Drudge Report to his Facebook Wall about Obama wanting to replace God with Mohammed in the Pledge of Allegiance, or how Benghazi was an inside job orchestrated by the CIA to kill Christians and capitalists, but other than that, they were pretty quiet. Then on Sunday all hell broke loose.
In case you missed it, Barack Hussein Obama, the President of the United States of America and the most powerful man in the world, visited Moore to survey destruction, console victims, thank volunteers and first responders, and consult with local leaders following the devastating May 20th tornado. The visit lasted only a few hours and local news stations hyped it on Facebook. This gave the Derplahoman army a chance to pounce.
Here's a random sampling of the most bizarre comments they left on Channel 9's Facebook page. Just like the article we posted on Obama's inauguration, the comments prove there are a lot of crazy people out there and that there's nothing Obama can do to win them over. They always find some way to hate him, criticize him or wish his plane would crash: