KFOR’s Chellie Mills called some lady a dildo (video)

We don't write about Chellie Mills as often as we should. This is for several reasons:

1. She's a morning anchor. That means she's on TV while I'm sound asleep in bed dreaming about picking watermelons with Joleen Chaney.

2. Her name sounds like a brand of spicy corn flour you'd by at a Mexican supermarket (or Whole Foods)