Well, I guess it's time to give our now annual list of bold predictions for the new year. This time around we have a list of 24 predictions as opposed to the usual 20. Why is that? I honestly have no clue. I guess we're bettering our chances of getting some of them correct.
Anyway, we'll post 12 predictions today and 12 more tomorrow. Here we go.
1. Kevin Durant informs Hasheem Thabeet about the caps lock button on his iPhone.
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2. Sweet Brown arrested for arson.
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3. Billy Tubbs, Ronnie Kaye and former Governor George Nigh put on display at the Museum of Osteology.
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4. Sith Lord of Jedi OKC converts Angry Mike Morgan to the Dark Side.
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5. Record-breaking 1,000th person mutes Dan Gordon on Twitter.
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6. Bethany student denied diploma for not thanking Jesus during commencement speech.
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7. Joleen Chaney and Emily Sutton finally admit that they don't really exist outside of Patrick's feverish imagination.
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8. Mary Fallin does something that shows political courage, reconsiders, takes it back, buys another red coat instead.
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9. TLO breaks a story that winds up in Cat Fancy.
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10. Old cougar finally grows tired of Baker Street.
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11. The video vigilante catches Christina Fallin and Wayne Coyne in the act; Becomes hero of TLO.
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12a. Steve Lackmeyer attempts bungee jump off Devon Tower.
12b. Hundreds gather at Bricktown canal to mourn the tragic death of Steve Lackmeyer following bungee cord malfunction.
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Anyway, those are our first 12 predictions of the new year. We'll have 12 more tomorrow.
