So, I just got back from the doctor to get my throat checked out because it feels like Brian Davis just glued 500 of his catchphrases with molten lava to my tonsils. I thought I had strep throat, but apparently it just an infection or impending death. Regardless, ain't nobody have time for that!
Anyway, since I'm not feeling too good, I don't really feel like analyzing this hysterical Daily Show segment on the Personhood Act and Constance Johnson's accompanying amendment that would prohibit men from depositing semen on or in anything that is not a women's vagina. All I have to say is that it's pretty fukcing funny and awesome. Enjoy.
