If I were a guy I'd surely be a whore, but I would have a few rules before I plunged my pork sword into something. They would be a) must be alive, b) must not weigh three times as much as me, and c) must not resemble Sarah Jessica Parker.
Thomas Wilson apparently doesn't share the same standards as I do. He was caught having sex with a horse at a Glenpool vet. Surprisingly enough, he even lived to tell about it and be charged with a "Crime against nature."