We've always had a little fun at the expense of local Video Vigilante Brian Bates. The fun, in my opinion, is warranted when you consider the guy sneaks around the streets of Oklahoma City filming John's and prostitutes in action, and then turns around and sells the licenses to those videos to make a quick buck. No hypocrisy there, right?
It's just too easy to make fun of the guy. Just look at the picture above. There are at least five easy jokes in it. Plus, when you call him Mister Bates, it sounds a lot like you are saying masturbates, which is something I'm sure Mister Bates does quite frequently while filming and watching his videos.