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Here’s the best locally produced commercial of 2011…

No, you're not at Dustbury. Since this is the first work day of Christmas week, I simply thought we'd start things out on a positive and festive note. You know, like maybe post a video of the newest commercial for Trixies.

Trixies, in case you didn't know, is a place on the Southside that sells lingerie, club wear and those slutty black boots with 6-inch heels. Basically, it's the shop where strippers buy all their outfits, and, uh, where strippers buy all their outfits.

Anyway, they should probably win a local Addy Award for best commercial in the rotating boobs and asses category. If you don't believe me, watch the following video:

I don't know about you, but I think we should hire people from the southside to direct and edit all of our local TV commercials from here on out. Sure, they may have ripped off the music from this camera commercial, but think of how awesome they could make those boring BancFirst TV spots. I'd pay one nicely folded dollar to hear (or see) the girls in the video sing the BC Clark jingle.

On that note, the best part about this commercial, besides the large breasts and asses, is how authentic the models look. I wouldn't be surprised to see any of those girls walking inside a Night Trips, Cover Girls or down Shields Boulevard. In fact, Clark Matthews said several of the girls looked familiar. He then asked me how to delete an internet search history.

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