Earlier this week, we wrote about the outstanding journalistic skills of the Duncan Banner, and in particular, their award-winning photography (see above) of Joleen Chaney plunging a dunk tank at the Rush Springs Watermelon festival.
Well, apparently Joleen Chaney wants to win her own awards, because she's decided to post some pictures of her Rush Springs trip on her Triathlon Training Blog.
The pictures are pretty good. For example, the one below not only captures the fun spirit of Joleen and her BFF (and KFOR coworker) Bobbie Miller, but it also makes you ponder odd life questions like how do you become a KFOR cameraman or what would it be like to transform into a bale of hay for a couple of minutes:
Yeah, that's probably the only photograph in human history to show two girls laying a dozen watermelon eggs and still come across as hot. That's also probably the weirdest sentence I've written in the history of this site since that time the Video Vigilante filmed a used condom gently floating in the wind behind an alley off South Robinson just a minute before it started snowing and then learned about the benevolent force that taught him not to be afraid.
Anyway, here are a couple of other good pictures.
Attention Rush Springs Retail Merchants Association, "A Small Town with a Big Heart" should be replaced with "Dear God, Joleen Chaney is from here."
Note to self, Joleen Chaney and Bobbie Miller think wine in a beer bottle is cool.
A man can dream, right?
Anyway, not all the photographs were good. Check this one out:
Nooooooooo! The girls are hanging our with State Representative Joe Dorman! Normally, I wouldn't be alarmed seeing a bunch of hot local celebs posing for a picture with a middle-aged dude wearing 7-year-old orange flowery swim trunks and a pair of mandals, but this is Joe Dorman and this has happened before. This guy preys on girls like Curtis Fitzpatrick preys on rainbows and old Dancing with the Stars DVDs.
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There are more pictures of Team Joleen at her Triathlon Training Blog. The triathlon is part of a charity event for the Leukemia and Lymphoma society, so while you're there, donate to her cause. Hell, if the Ogle Mole Network donates enough maybe she'll post even more pictures!
Once again, a man can dream.
