Okay, okay. That's not a picture of a soaking wet Joleen Chaney getting out of a dunk tank. That's just a picture of Rush Springs football coach Tim Beard committing what 18 states consider a serious crime against nature at the Rush Springs Watermelon festival.
Anyway, we'd like to thank the Duncan Banner for their excellence in journalism. We'd also like to thank Joleen Chaney for getting in a dunk tank. Let's just hope the next time she hops in a dunk tank she's wearing a bikini — and for the Hell of it — eats a slice of watermelon. Hot chicks and watermelon go hand in hand.