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The one where Joleen Chaney is soaking wet and getting out of a dunk tank…

4:12 PM EDT on August 15, 2011

Okay, okay. That's not a picture of a soaking wet Joleen Chaney getting out of a dunk tank. That's just a picture of Rush Springs football coach Tim Beard committing what 18 states consider a serious crime against nature at the Rush Springs Watermelon festival.

Here's the one of KFOR's news goddess:

First of all, it should be noted that both pictures were published in the Duncan Banner over the weekend. It should also be noted that the Duncan Banner is now officially the best newspaper in Oklahoma. Seriously, they should win every Oklahoma Press Award out there, and photographer Rebeka Rutledge should be nominated for a Pulitzer.

Anyway, we'd like to thank the Duncan Banner for their excellence in journalism. We'd also like to thank Joleen Chaney for getting in a dunk tank. Let's just hope the next time she hops in a dunk tank she's wearing a bikini — and for the Hell of it — eats a slice of watermelon. Hot chicks and watermelon go hand in hand.

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