If you're anything like the average Oklahoman, you've probably had to deal with your fair share of skunks fucking on or near your property. Fortunately for us, KFOR NewsChannel 4 has found a solution this problem. It's called the Skunk Fuck Eliminator. And a local man is volunteering its use"¦whatever that means.
Okay. There's really no such thing as a Skunk Fuck Eliminator. The F-bomb was just a very unfortunate typo that appeared on KFOR.com last night. The real story was about something just as odd: The Skunk Funk Eliminator. Or as some people call it...the Skunk-a-nator.