Skip to Content
OKC Media

Van Shea Iven’s mail was stolen…

5:18 AM EDT on October 7, 2010

Well, it's another Thursday, which apparently means it's time for us to write about Joleen Chaney being hot another KFOR mobile newsroom report.  This time it involves mail thieves and Oklahoma's most masculine former sportsanchor, Van Shea Iven:

I'm not sure which is weirder.  Is it that thieves are now stealing Van Shea Iven's mail, or is it that Van Shea Iven listens for the mailman every day?  That's just creepy.

Seriously, what's he having mailed to his house every day that necessitates the need to listen for the mail man?  I would bet it's videos of muscular high school boys wrestling and tackling each other, but that's just a hunch.  And as odd as it sounds to say this, I hope I'm right.

Anyway, I wonder what the thieves think about all this.  Do they feel cool that they stole Van Shea Iven's birthday money, or are they scared that Van Shea Iven and Bob Barry Jr. are probably coming up with a plan to capture them?  I bet they are scared, because Van Shea and Bob Barry Jr. are a couple of masculine and intimidating guys.  I heard they use to be bouncers at the Lowe's Garden Center.

Also, that Glynda Chu is no Jennifer Wardlow.  Hell, she's not even a Paco Balderama.  And where did they shoot that video?  Amini's Galleria?  If so, I had no clue that there was now an Edmond location.

Stay in touch

Sign up for our free newsletter

More from The Lost Ogle

Everything Else

Drew Stitt allegedly used OHP “Official Business” parking decal for personal use…

Moles are also telling us he tried to cut a wheel lock off his truck because he's received so many parking tickets!

November 24, 2022
Podcasts

Lost Ogle Show: Joy Hofmeister

In one of her first interviews since the election, Patrick talks with Joy Hofmeister about the 2022 election, Ryan Walters, and the future of public education in Oklahoma.

November 22, 2022
Politics

Body cam footage finally emerges from drunken Little Stitter incident at Guthrie Haunts…

It begins with the gubernatorial name drop and ends with OHP showing up to escort little Stitter home.

November 22, 2022
See all posts