Today we begin games from the Midwest Region. Experts have labeled this the toughest region in the tournament. Here are today's games:
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Ghost of Ed Gaylord
(8) Mike Morgan vs. (9) Patrick
(4) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (13) Sally Kern
(5) Ms. Rocklahoma vs. (12) Brent Skarky
Read about them and vote after the jump!
(1) Olivia Munn vs. (16) Ghost of Ed Gaylord
About Olivia Munn:
Conference: Pink Bikini Brigade
Who she is: Host of G4's Attack of the Show
Biggest Strength: Posing for Playboy. (safe for work)
Biggest Weakness: Posing as you would expect someone to pose for Playboy.
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About The Ghost of Ed Gaylord:
Conference:Former Scary Media Moguls
Who he is: Honestly, we always get this Gaylord confused with the old Gaylord who has a street named after him in Downtown OKC. That probably means OKC had too many Gaylords. Just ask Curtis Fitzpatrick.
Anyway, this ghost was the former publisher/owner/editor of the Oklahoman. And unofficial king of Oklahoma City.
Biggest Strength: The ability to convince my grandfather that he still runs Oklahoma City.
Biggest Weakness: The ability to shape-shift.
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(8) Mike Morgan vs. (9) Patrick
About Mike Morgan:
Conference: Meteorologists
Who he is: Chief meteorologist at KFOR
Biggest Strength: Amplifying reports of every storm into an apocalyptic event.
Biggest Weakness: Accepting criticism.
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About Patrick:
Conference: Lost Ogles
Who he is: Founder and chief editor of TheLostOgle.com
Biggest Strength: Creating obscure local social blogs.
Biggest Weakness: Seriosuly.
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(4) Ashlynn Brooke vs. (13) Sally Kern
About Ashlynn Brooke:
Conference: Porn Stars of Oklahoma
Who she is: Oklahoma City's Best Porn Star
Biggest Strength: Uhm...her acting skills?
Biggest Weakness: Following instructions that have nothing to do with sex.
About Sally Kern:
Conference: Unrepentant Bigots
Who she is: The state representative that warned us homosexuals are worse than terrorists.
Biggest Strength: Rocking a pageboy haircut (see picture above).
Biggest Weakness: Hypocrisy. Understanding irony (see picture above). Abiding by gun laws. Soliciting honest feedback.
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(5) Ms. Rocklahoma vs. (12) Brent Skarky
About Ms. Rocklahoma:
Conference:Fun Bags
Who she is: Winner of the 2009 Ms. Rocklahoma Contest
Biggest Strength: Brown Eyes
Biggest Weakness: Teaching sarcasm to her mother
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About Brent Skarky:
Conference: Confederation of Douche Bags
Who he is: Anchor of Oklahoma Travel Vision Net Thing
Biggest Strength: Brainwashing hot chicks
Biggest Weakness: IQ tests
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