This news segment happened a few weeks ago, but I haven't got around to posting it. It involves Scott Hines and a hillbilly who talks like Larry the Cable Guy:
Uhm...here's a little tip to hillbilly red neck tree trimmers. The next time Scott Hines comes out to investigate your shady business, do not threaten to "fix" or "shove cameras" in his ass. He's probably heard that before, and you're not going to intimidate him.