
Some things never change. In a headline no more surprising than one involving Prentiss Eliot doing something gangstery, it seems that former Sooner Dusty Dvoracek may have been involved in an assault. On Saturday the 16th, Dvoracek was arrested on several complaints at Club Seven47: public intoxication, assault in battery, and resisting arrest among them.
For those who don't remember the de facto Sooner legend, he was a dominant defensive tackle for Bob Stoops during the era between the Orange Bowl national championship season and their Sun Bowl dominance. (Seriously, he may have been on the team that entire time.) He had long hair and pranced around like he was performing in the WWE, with a look to match. Dvoracek was so good, that Stoops got him the Jason White treatment by keeping him around six seasons, including a "medical redshirt."

